gryffindor: I want to learn things that make me stronger and let me protect people
ravenclaw: I want to learn things because learning is fun and exciting
hufflepuff: I want to learn things that are practical and can help people
slytherin: I want to learn things so that I can be ahead of everyone else
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
I know I’m in Slytherin, because:
a) I love “Harry Potter”
b) I’d use my time-turner to go back and publish it all before J.K.R
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
hey remember when harry won the triwizard tournament and gave all the prize money to fred and george so they could start their business
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
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